(KNOCKING)
JOHNNY: OH, HELLO, OFFICER. ANYTHING WRONG?
COP: ARE YOU JOHNNY RASTY?
JOHNNY: WHY, YES, YES I AM!
COP: ARE YOU MARRIED?
JOHNNY: YES. MY WIFE’S NAME IS SHEILA. SHE’S OUT SHOPPING RIGHT NOW.
COP: WOULD YOU BY ANY CHANCE HAVE A PICTURE OF HER?
JOHNNY: WHY, YES, RIGHT HERE.
COP: I’M SORRY, MR. RASTY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR WIFE WAS RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.
JOHNNY: YES, I KNOW. BUT SHE’S A GREAT COOK.
COP: DOES SHE HAVE A GOOD PERSONALITY?
JOHNNY: WHY, YES.
COP: NOT ANY MORE.
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