THE RULES OF BROADCASTING

1) THINGS YOU CANNOT SAY ON THE AIR

IF YOU’D LIKE TO COMPLEMENT A WOMAN’S BREASTS, YOU CANNOT SAY “NICE TITS!”

HERE ARE WORDS YOU CAN USE:

• GAZONGAS
• HOOTERS
• TA-TAS
• BOOBS AND/OR BOOBIES
• MELONS AND/OR CASABAS
• FLESH BALLOONS
• HEADLIGHTS
• BAZOOMS
• HONKERS
• CHEST TWINS
• RACK
• AAOOGAHS
• MERRY MOUNDS

2) THE CENSOR

THE CENSOR IS YOUR FRIEND. TO PROTECT YOU, THE CENSOR HAS CLEANED UP ALL THE OFFENSIVE WORDS IN THE SONG “YOU DON’T #%&*+@ AROUND WITH JIM."

3) OFFENSIVE NOISES

FARTS ARE NOT FUNNY. THE SOUND OF FARTING SHOULD NEVER BE USED ON THE AIR. THE FARTING SOUND IS OFFENSIVE AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. DO NOT FART ON THE AIR. FARTING IS NOT FUNNY.

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