As I may have mentioned earlier, on my podcast, The Musical Innertube, I've got staff members up The Wazoo (The Wazoo, of course, being the name of our stylish office building in Rochester, New Hampshire).
One of them is Sports Director Jim Shorts. Jim's big claim to fame (besides being able to twist his left arm into the shape of a pretzel) is that he played center on the C.W. Post University football team (the Post Toasties!) that won the 1968 Cereal Bowl.