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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Michele Bachmann Campaign Tweets

HI I'M MICHELE BACHMANN AND I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THESE WONDERFUL UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IF YOU HONOR ME BY ELECTING ME TO OFFICE I PROMISE THAT I WILL PUT AN END TO MARRIAGE

SORRY, RAN OUT OF LETTERS…AS I WAS TWEETING, I WILL PUT AN END TO MARRIAGE BETWEEN PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX. ALSO, AS YOUR PRESIDENT, IF YOU ELECT ME I PROMISE THAT I WILL ENCOURAGE PORNOGRAPHY

SORRY, RAN OUT OF LETTERS AGAIN. ONCE AGAIN, I WILL ENCOURAGE PORNOGRAPHY-BUSTING AGENCIES TO PUT THOSE SLIMY GOOD-FOR-NOTHINGS OUT OF BUSINESS. SO PLEASE VOTE FOR ME MICHELE BACHMANN FOR PRESIDENT. I PROMISE I WILL DO NOTHING

SORRY AGAIN…I PROMISE I WILL DO NOTHING BUT GOOD FOR OUR COUNTRY. THANK YOU. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT. OH, I HAVE SOME LETTERS LEFT. MAYBE I SHOULD TELL YOU ABOUT MY PLAN TO KILL DEMOCRATS'

CHANCES IN THE 2012 ELECTIONS.

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