HI, I’M MARTHA STEWART, WISHING YOU ALL A HAPPY EASTER.
NO EASTER TABLE WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A BASKET OF BEAUTIFUL BRIGHTLY COLORED EGGS.
I GET THESE VIBRANT COLORS ON MY EGGS BY FEEDING ALL-NATURAL DYES DIRECTLY TO MY BUNNIES BEFORE THEY LAY THEIR EGGS SO THE COLORS BECOME PART OF THE SHELL ITSELF.
WHAT’S THAT YOU SAY? BUNNIES DON’T LAY EGGS? MINE DO.
THESE SPECIAL EASTER BUNNIES ARE A PRODUCT OF MY MARTHA STEWART LABS.
(DOOR OPENS TO BUBBLING SOUNDS)
HERE AT MARTHA STEWART LABS, WE’RE ALWAYS COMING UP WITH NEW IDEAS TO MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER. OVER HERE, WE’VE DEVELOPED A NEW STRAIN OF MARTHA STEWART EXTREME VEGGIES.
(Screams)
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TAME THEM.
(Grinding)
THIS IS THE MARTHA STEWART ALL-IN-ONE CLOTHING MACHINE THAT GROWS THE COTTON, HARVESTS IT, WEAVES IT, AND SEWS IT DIRECTLY ON YOUR BODY USING ANY OF SEVENTY DELIGHTFUL PATTERNS.
MARTHA STEWART LABS IS ALWAYS DEVELOPING NEW PRODUCTS TO HELP OUT AROUND THE HOME.
HERE WE HAVE MARTHA STEWART RUBBER BANDS,
MARTHA STEWART BARBECUE TONGS,
MARTHA STEWART VINYL SIDING,
MARTHA STEWART RADIAL TIRES,
AND OUR LINE OF RESIDENTAIL ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES, INCLUDING FLANGED INLETS AND OUTLETS, FLOURESCENT STARTERS AND SURGE SUPPRESSION UNITS.
ALL OF THESE FINE PRODUCTS ARE AVAILABLE AT MACYS,
K-MART, WAL-MART, 7-11, DOLLAR GENERAL AND THAT GUY WHO HAS THE CARD TABLE DOWN ON 77TH STREET.
THE MARTHA STEWART LABS. HELPING YOU AT EASTER AND THROUGHOUT THE YEAR.
IT’S A GOOD THING!
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