ANNOUNCER: TIME FOR ANOTHER WONDROUS STORY ABOUT THE EVER-BLESSED FATHER HARDY. TODAY WE FIND TWO OF FATHER HARDY’S ALTAR BOYS LAUGHING IN THE SACRISTY. WHY? LET’S FIND OUT, SHALL WE?
ALTAR BOY 1: WHAT’S SO FUNNY, PATRICK?
ALTAR BOY 2: FATHER HARDY TOLD ME HE COULD PREACH A SERMON ON ANY TOPIC ON EARTH, AND I BET HIM FIVE POUNDS I COULD COME UP WITH A TOPIC THAT WOULD STUMP HIM.
ALTAR BOY 1: OHH, FATHER HARDY IS VERY PROUD OF HIS SERMONS. WHAT TOPIC DID YOU COME UP WITH TO STUMP HIM?
ALTAR BOY 2: I JUST PUT THE PIECE OF PAPER ON HIS PULPIT. ALL IT SAYS IS: “CONSTIPATION.”
ALTAR BOY 1: AHH, THAT’LL GET HIM!
ANNOUNCER: LATER THAT MASS…..
FATHER HARDY: HMM, LET’S SEE WHAT PATRICK HAS COME UP WITH….(OPENING PAPER)…OH DEAR…..UMMM….
TODAY, WE TURN TO THE STORY OF MOSES ON THE MOUNTAIN. MOSES WAS TIED UP IN KNOTS OVER THE UNFAITHFULNESS OF THE ISRAELITES. BUT AT THE TOP OF MOUNT SINAI, GOD GAVE HIM TWO TABLETS, AND MOSES TOOK THESE AS HE WENT DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, AND HE FELT MUCH BETTER!
ANNOUNCER: BE WITH US NEXT TIME AS WE HEAR PATRICK SAY:
ALTAR BOY 2: HOW DO YOU SPELL “CHLAMYDIA?”
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