We took my five-year-old granddaughter to the Halloween store, hoping to nail down a costume for her. She changes her mind daily, sometimes hourly, about what she'll be for trick-or-treat. Witch, werewolf, princess, back to witch, then character from her favorite cartoon that day....it's ever-changing. This night she stopped to look at some fake feather boas, black with shiny purple bats and jack o'lanterns dangling at various intervals. Moving her hands through the hanging boas, she said, approvingly, "Scary, yet fashionable."
Note to Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson: Aleppo was one of the Marx Brothers. You're welcome.