STUFF YOU DON’T HEAR MUCH ANY MORE

And now, as a public service: Stuff You Don’t Hear People Say Much Any More…

• I bid one thousand dollars on that crayon drawing of Indianapolis!


• Those dancers are craptastic!


• Yes, I’ll have a second helping of the sea anemone!


• That swimsuit model just pooped in her pants!


• I’ve finished sandpapering the driveway!


• Charlie Sheen! What a talent!

And finally…

• Of course I’ll pay extra for the undercoating! Thanks for suggesting it!