MARTHA: HI, I’M MARTHA STEWART. AS WE ALL KNOW, KEEPING OUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT. THAT’S WHY WE HERE AT MARTHA STEWART LIVING DEVELOPED THIS HANDY APP FOR YOUR SMARTPHONE THAT WILL HELP YOU KEEP YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION. WITH ME TODAY IS HEATHER, ONE OF OUR FOOD BLOGGERS. HEATHER, WHAT IS YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION?
HEATHER: WELL, MARTHA, I’D LIKE TO EAT LESS SUGAR.
MARTHA: AS YOU CAN SEE, WE’VE PROGRAMMED HEATHER’S RESOLUTION INTO HER “MARTHA STEWART NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION APP” -- WHICH YOU CAN DOWNLOAD FROM MY WEBSITE. NOW, HEATHER, KEEP YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET WHILE YOU TAKE A SIP OF THIS SODA.
HEATHER: OKAY.
(SFX: ELECTRIC CURRENT ZAPS THROUGH HEATHER AS SHE SIPS)
HEATHER: AHHH! OWWW! TURN IT OFF!!! TURN IT OFF!!
(SFX: ELECTRIC CURRENT STOPS)
MARTHA: EVERY TIME HEATHER EATS OR DRINKS ANYTHING WITH SUGAR, THE “MARTHA STEWART NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION APP” ON HER SMARTPHONE WILL ALERT HER TO THAT FACT.
HEATHER: ALERT ME? IT NEARLY KILLED ME!
MARTHA: HERE, HEATHER, HAVE A SIP OF TEA.
HEATHER: THANK YOU MARTHA.
(SFX: ELECTRIC CURRENT)
HEATHER: AHHH!!! OWWW!!! YOW!!!
MARTHA: THE APP WILL ALSO TEACH YOU TO ASK YOUR HOSTESS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT SHE’S ADDED SUGAR TO YOUR FOOD OR DRINK.
HEATHER: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME?
MARTHA: OF COURSE NOT, HEATHER. HAVE A NICE APPLE.
HEATHER: WELL…OKAY…I GUESS AN APPLE CAN’T HUR----
(SFX: ELECTRIC CURRENT)
HEATHER: YOW! OWWW!!!!
MARTHA: DID YOU KNOW APPLES ARE 20 PERCENT SUGAR? THE “MARTHA STEWART NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION APP” WILL ALSO TEACH YOU TO RESEARCH YOUR FOOD CAREFULLY BEFORE EATING.
(SFX: PHONE RINGS)
HEATHER: EXCUSE ME, MARTHA – LET ME GET THAT…. HELLO? OH, HI TOM…..
(SFX: ELECTRIC CURRENT)
HEATHER: YOW! OW! OH NOOOO!
MARTHA: LOOKS LIKE HEATHER IS GETTING A CALL FROM TOM, HER SWEETIE. WHICH REMINDS ME: CHECK BACK NEXT MONTH FOR DETAILS ON MY “MARTHA STEWART CHEAT DETECTOR VALENTINE’S DAY APP.” JUST LIKE OUR NEW YEAR’S APP, IT’S A GOOD THING.
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