Time once more for the seriously spiritual adventures of Father Hardy. Today Father Hardy has been summoned to the Guinness brewing plant to deliver the last rites. Let's find out why, shall we?
Manager: It's down the hall here, Father. We laid Colin out on the top of a table in the break room.
Father Hardy: How did he pass on, my son?
Manager: Drowned in a vat of stout whilst it was cooking, Father.
Father Hardy: It's every Irishman's dream, drowning in Guinness. Ah yes, look at the smile on the poor boy's face.
Manager: He fell in whilst he was adding the malt.
Father Hardy: So it was a quick death, then.
Manager: Well, yes, I guess you could say it was quick. He only got out to pee three times.
Join us next time when Father Hardy meets Rupert Murdoch!
Father Hardy: Say three Hail Marys for your penance, son.
Rupert: No, better make that four!
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